secret santa idea: pay my college tuition
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
if you are bae, i will talk to you in Spanish. Even if you don’t understand Spanish.
I want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out
my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”
are you sure mom
are you sure these are my clothes
This made me LOL
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
Totally me xD
- Remmy Valenzuela - se va muriendo mi alma (via explorando-mx)
some of these are scary accurate
this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen
jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
Talking on Skype:
5% = Hi, how are you?
95% = Can you hear me?